Good Job O.P.P.

Ontario Provincial Police
I’d like to say Good Job O.P.P. guys! I’m specifically talking about the ones on the commuter line from Hamilton to Toronto (Markham). Let me ‘splain.

For those of you who don’t know, we have commuter lanes going through Mississauga and up the 404. These lanes are designated for vehicles with 2 or more passengers in them…or apparently for inconsiderate prick yuppies who think that the rules don’t apply to them. You’ve seen them…the singly occupied, road raged, impatient, Starbucks in one hand and cell phone in the other, cutting off 6 people so they can get into the commuter lane people? If you couldn’t tell, I don’t hold these guys in the highest regard.

It really grinds my gears when I see these people smugly driving by me as I’m stalled in traffic. It’s not because I’m stuck in traffic and they’re blowing by me. It’s because…no wait….it is that. But, over the last couple of months, I’ve felt great redemption in seeing those same Starbuck swilling retards pulled over by the O.P.P. It actually makes me so happy that I laugh out loud like a maniac as I drive by them when they’re pulled over.

So, to sum up this rant – Good Job O.P.P.! Everytime I see you guys pull over one of those impatient jerk-offs, just let it be known that you’ve made my day.

  • digitaltodd

    It makes me smile just knowing that you’ve seen them getting pulled over. I hope the fines are really big!

  • jholmes

    Well, I just came upon this article and it looks as if the fines start at $110 with 3 demerit points and scales up to $500 for repeat offenders.

    Just to let you know, it seems like a regular occurrence that I see them get pulled over. They have designed those lanes and the barriers very well for the police to sit in.

  • zoe

    omg…i think you need to start taking pictures of these jerks and post on a flickr group.

    altough that may not be the best thing to do while whizzing past them!!