Good Job O.P.P.

Ontario Provincial Police
I’d like to say Good Job O.P.P. guys! I’m specifically talking about the ones on the commuter line from Hamilton to Toronto (Markham). Let me ‘splain.

For those of you who don’t know, we have commuter lanes going through Mississauga and up the 404. These lanes are designated for vehicles with 2 or more passengers in them…or apparently for inconsiderate prick yuppies who think that the rules don’t apply to them. You’ve seen them…the singly occupied, road raged, impatient, Starbucks in one hand and cell phone in the other, cutting off 6 people so they can get into the commuter lane people? If you couldn’t tell, I don’t hold these guys in the highest regard.

It really grinds my gears when I see these people smugly driving by me as I’m stalled in traffic. It’s not because I’m stuck in traffic and they’re blowing by me. It’s because…no wait….it is that. But, over the last couple of months, I’ve felt great redemption in seeing those same Starbuck swilling retards pulled over by the O.P.P. It actually makes me so happy that I laugh out loud like a maniac as I drive by them when they’re pulled over.

So, to sum up this rant – Good Job O.P.P.! Everytime I see you guys pull over one of those impatient jerk-offs, just let it be known that you’ve made my day.

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